All you fine mothers

I was going to start this post with a 'yo mama' joke, in sticking with the mother's day theme, but then I couldn't think of any.
I know what you're thinking, so I will say it for you: cool story, bro.

Yes, mothers of the world unite. I went on a funrun with mine mutter. I say funrun, but I walked. With all the parents and their toddlers. But it was at an ungodly hour and so I was too tired to be embarrassed and so just continued to trudge along wishing I'd brought a thicker jumper and avoiding the crazy people in pink tutus.
But seriously, folks, it was for a good cause - the National Breast Cancer Foundation. Everyone was given a piece of paper to stick on to themselves as they ran/walked and it said "I'm doing this for...". Seeing what people wrote was very moving (except for the guy with his girlfriend, who wrote "brownie points") and made me feel like a good person. And all together we raised $320! So if you feel like being a good person today, go HERE and donate or check out other fundraisers. I know there's a picnic coming up. That involves a great deal of food. And if I know you, you liiiiike food.

I wished I had taken photos of all the overweight bald men heaving themselves along the gravel and their very cute children who skipped along behind them, but I forgot the camera. Also, I am lazy. So this will be yet another rant about things that do not interest most people.

I saw another movie: the original Jesus Christ Superstar. And as a note, because I am irritable this evening, just because I roll with the red-sea pedestrians, it does not mean that I will burst into tears at the mention of Christianity. Especially with this much dancing.

Oh the seventies. Wasn't there a song about that? "Oh, I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair/ in '77 and '69 revolution was in the air." You know it, everyone does. Anyway, she would have been a massive disappointment in the seventies, because punk rockers don't wear flowers in their hair. They look like this.

NO FLOWERS. 

In other news, I have a new favourite song! 

This song makes me so so so happy. And the bongoist is a legend.

AND, continuing the music news section crossing over with the awesome-things-that-occasionally-happen-to-me section, I am going to see KATY PERRY next weekend. Hahahahahah!

I am trying to think of interesting things to say.

Here is a short except of Chase telling a Yo Mama joke.

That is all.