Punder and lightening.

Oh my god. It is like every spare second of time has been sucked out from under my nose and put on a timetable which gets gradually more panicky until it reaches the November exams which count for 75% of the grade and make me SERIOUSLY CONSIDER HYPERVENTILATING.
So that is why I have been so thinly spread as of late. Oy, not like that. We'll have none of that.

V-day was a bit like a mangy cat in that you dislike it and dislike it and dislike it but then in the end you realise that you are still alone with a mangy cat. I like to think of the V as standing for Venereal Diseases.
However, if I had a beloved, I would give them this card.

But I am a particularly artsy brand of bitter spinster. You may prefer:

Moving on, I did something great. Or rather, a friend and I did something great. This was come up with as many country themed puns as possible. These included:

• Don't know what she thinks, so Alaska. 
• Can you think of any others? Norway. 
• I Canada stop doing this. 
• Jamaican me crazy. 
• Kenya understand where I'm going with this? 
• Yemen I can. 
• You Ghana eat all that?
• Lots of Seychelles on the sea shore. 
• You know what I like best about you? Djibouti. 
• Can you see what I'm China do here? 
• I'm looking for a fulfilling Korea. 
• Where are you Russian to? 
• You Isreali attractive. 
• Quatar you doing? 
• You're Palau-ing through those cakes. 
• Better be good or I'll Estonia. 
• Do you think one penny makes a dif-France? 
• Slovenia thinking of visiting? 
• Ukraine your head to the side a lot. 
• Will you pay by Czech?