Happiness is a Warm Puppy

Not exactly puppies any more but...

Saturday afternoons  - that is when Labradors are at their best. 

Punder and lightening.

Oh my god. It is like every spare second of time has been sucked out from under my nose and put on a timetable which gets gradually more panicky until it reaches the November exams which count for 75% of the grade and make me SERIOUSLY CONSIDER HYPERVENTILATING.
So that is why I have been so thinly spread as of late. Oy, not like that. We'll have none of that.

V-day was a bit like a mangy cat in that you dislike it and dislike it and dislike it but then in the end you realise that you are still alone with a mangy cat. I like to think of the V as standing for Venereal Diseases.
However, if I had a beloved, I would give them this card.

But I am a particularly artsy brand of bitter spinster. You may prefer:

Moving on, I did something great. Or rather, a friend and I did something great. This was come up with as many country themed puns as possible. These included:

• Don't know what she thinks, so Alaska. 
• Can you think of any others? Norway. 
• I Canada stop doing this. 
• Jamaican me crazy. 
• Kenya understand where I'm going with this? 
• Yemen I can. 
• You Ghana eat all that?
• Lots of Seychelles on the sea shore. 
• You know what I like best about you? Djibouti. 
• Can you see what I'm China do here? 
• I'm looking for a fulfilling Korea. 
• Where are you Russian to? 
• You Isreali attractive. 
• Quatar you doing? 
• You're Palau-ing through those cakes. 
• Better be good or I'll Estonia. 
• Do you think one penny makes a dif-France? 
• Slovenia thinking of visiting? 
• Ukraine your head to the side a lot. 
• Will you pay by Czech?

You're Welcome

Things That Have Been Filling Me Up

NEW MUSIC OF MINE 
(click me click me click me)

parents being cute

The Doors - they were something else. 

This beautiful poser will appear several times. Having a baby around has made me thoroughly maternal and in love. Yes, I show her picture to everyone I meet. It is my screen saver. I have become one of those, and I'm not even 18 yet. 

big cousin playing to little cousin

the bar mitzvah of mon frere.

hard night

creature of the deep

beloved child

first romance

So that is what I have been doing. Sorry I have neglected you. Best friends again? 

(P.S. Don't fret, spinsters and alonemeisters, I'm sure that soon I will be filled with V-Day bitterness and post something about it, probably while eating chocolate and tossing up between reading Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus or Fuck You Men Of The World*. Ever lovingly, yours.)

* May not actually be a book title.