Bubbles. I like how whenever bubbles are involved, a bit of movie-land leaks into the real world and everything is awesome. I was recently chilling in the city with friends and we turned a corner and VA VA VOOM. Bubbles! Everywhere! Floating above an ICE RINK with a million happy children skating around like cheerful penguins. I would have joined them but the view of me iceskating is akin to the hulk giving birth and should never be seen. If the hulk wasn't a dude. Not that you can really tell when he's all big and green and shit.
On that topic, something I do not like:
The Avengers. Yes, I know, you love them, they are your childhood, you used to fall asleep in a cradle made of mushed up Marvel comics, you wish to get married under a giant Ironman statue, and you own a hulk suit. I'm sorry. But this was a stupid movie. REASONS WHY:
1. The ONLY useful character was Ironman. And I mean that sincerely. I have no problems with comic book characters, and I liked the Ironman movies, so I assure you that I do think that he is pretty awesome. But apart from him, everyone else just ponces around in costumes looking dim. Especially Scarlett Johansen, who is only there to fill the film's boob quota.
2. When boys are ten years old, they say "who do you think would win in a fight??? This fictional character or THIS fictional character?" This entire movie was that. They are on the same team, WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING EACH OTHER IN A WASTELAND?
3. Similar to the first point, Captain America is about as useful as an automatic pencil sharpener. It frustrates me when all a character can do is barrel roll.
That is the end of my rant.
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