WHAT THOU SHALT NEED:
- 2 cups plain flour
- 1/2 teaspoon baking soda
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 170g unsalted butter, melted
- 1 cup packed brown sugar
- 1/2 cup white sugar
- 1 tablespoon vanilla extract
- 1 egg
- 1 egg yolk
- 2 cups chocolate chips (or a few tablespoons nutella - I got creative).
WHAT THOU SHALT DO WITH THAT STUFF
1. Switcheth on-eth yonder oven to 165 degrees celcius and grease baking trays.
2. Sift together (important for smoothness and, consequently, orgasmicness) the flour, baking soda and salt. Set aside. Do not sneeze or you will get flour in your eyes, not to mention snot in the bowl. Fact. No-one likes phlegm cookies.
3. In a big bowl, mix together the melted butter, brown sugar and white sugar until they are as blended as... very blended things.
4. Beat in vanilla, egg and egg yolk until the mixture goes light and creamy, then add the sifted ingredients til just blended.
5. Chuck in a massive amount of choc chips and stir with a wooden spoon.
6. Put blobs of cookie dough on baking trays, don't make them too big because MASSIVE BOSS COOKIES are way harder to share. It becomes an issue of everyone taking a cookie, even though the cookies are the size of their heads, and then you are left with none, instead of everyone taking a way smaller cookie leaving you with a bajillion. Truth.
7. Bake for 15-17 minutes for massive boss cookies (if you ignored me) or 12-14 minutes for smaller ones. Test with a fork if you are a pro-chef.
8. REMOVE, COOL AND EAT.

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