Quickie

Yeah you heard me. I am winking at you. I am in your cupboard.

That was an unusually creepy way of starting off. If you actually checked behind you or in a cupboard, you are my bitch. Just so you know.

THIS is the most amazing thing I have seen/heard in for ever.

Oh the 80s. The only time when you can wear a red codpiece and be more

than

And thank god.

Also, I have a new habit. It is very unhealthy, but all the best ones are. My habit is inviting myself to things. I also am developing a habit of not attending the events that I invite myself to. Yes, just when you thought I couldn't get more pushy/invasive, I'm not even going to rock up to the thing I invited myself to.

It's stupid, and will make me lose friends and alienate people. Help me.

Another amazing song, not as 80s but a million times more indie....

... which I can't find on youtube. Awkward.

MY BRAIN IS SCATTERED.

Until NEXT TIME.